If the world learned anything this weekend, it’s that Kansas City tight end Travis Kelce and country pop singer Taylor Swift are definitely an item.
That almost certainly means there’s a breakup coming, and no doubt a breakup song to go with it.
There isn’t much Taylor Swift music played in the Applause Break office. We can’t even name one of her songs. But we do know that she has the reputation for turning breakups into songs.
So we decided to get ahead of the curve by asking Artificial Intelligence to pretend to be Taylor Swift write the lyrics for the eventual Swift/Kelce breakup song. We weren’t disappointed.
AI proposed two titles for the song, either “Red Zone” or “Fumble.” Both seem pretty good. “Sacked” might have worked, too.
Enjoy the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce breakup song. It can’t hit the charts soon enough.
RED ZONE (The Taylor Swift Travis Kelce Breakup Song)
Verse 1
You were the star of the show, the MVP of my heart
You made me feel like I was the only one in your arms
But then you changed the game, you threw me away like a pass
You broke my trust and my heart, you left me in the dark
Chorus
Now I’m sitting here alone, wondering what went wrong
How could you do this to me, after all we’ve been through
You said you loved me, but you lied
You said you’d never hurt me, but you tried
You’re just another player in a jersey, and I’m saying goodbye
Verse 2
You thought you could have it all, the fame, the fortune, the girl
You thought you could play with my feelings, like they were nothing at all
But now you’ve lost it all, you’ve lost me and your chance
You’ll never get me back, you’ll never make me dance
Chorus
Now I’m sitting here alone, wondering what went wrong
How could you do this to me, after all we’ve been through
You said you loved me, but you lied
You said you’d never hurt me, but you tried
You’re just another player in a jersey, and I’m saying goodbye
Bridge
Maybe someday you’ll realize what you’ve done
Maybe someday you’ll regret what you’ve become
Maybe someday you’ll come back to me and say
That you’re sorry, that you miss me, that you want me to stay
But it’ll be too late, too late for us
‘Cause I’m moving on, moving on from this mess
Chorus
Now I’m sitting here alone, wondering what went wrong
How could you do this to me, after all we’ve been through
You said you loved me, but you lied
You said you’d never hurt me, but you tried
You’re just another player in a jersey, and I’m saying goodbye
Outro
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye You’re just another player in a jersey, and I’m saying goodbye
